Lists of Demands & Deliverance Shots

 

Best Experienced With:    Saul Williams;      List of Demands

(Please right click on the link below to open the suggested background music to this evening’s gathering.  A banging little song by Saul Williams.   Very tasty tune.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzK0AFpmcI

 

The midterm elections are upon us and shaping up to be the most amusing and least substantive elections in the history of mankind, dogkind, or sheepkind.  Moreover, the blood bath is shaping up to be the best the world has seen since the 1520 Stockholm Bloodbath.  Clearly defined expectations from minute one tends to alleviate conflict down the road.    Off with her head.   Please pass the popcorn.     Thank you.

List of Demands:  Career Adventure Partners

  • Work hard
  • Work smart
  • Learn something new each day
  • Say what you mean and mean what you say
  • Put your family before your career
  • Increase shareholder value

 

List of Demands:  Significant Others

  • Make me laugh
  • Challenge me
  • Teach me things
  • Say what you mean and mean what you say
  • Tell me who you are
  • Enjoy the rye toast and popcorn I cook for you

 

 

List of Demands:  2010 Political Office Candidates

  • Educate the children
  • Increase available jobs
  • Say what you mean and mean what you say
  • Take care of the disenfranchised and dispossessed
  • Tell us what you believe
  • Tell us what you are going to do

 

List of Demands:  Saul Williams

  • He wants his money back
  • He’s down here drowning in your fat
  • He’s not afraid of you
  • He’s just a victim of your fear
  • If you ain’t dead, just sing along
  • Bang and strum this here drum

 

 

Ecstasy suffering

Echinacea buffering

We aim to remember

What we choose to forget

 

God’s just a baby and Her diaper is wet…………..

Rick Scott…put on your helmet, you evil bastard.  I’m moving to Florida next week and am the write in candidate who is going to take you down in the gubernatorial race.   See you soon.   Bring your “A” game and some Nu-Skin.    

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